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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

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mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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Every time I see this I get tears down my face from laughing.

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oneluv918:

WinCo is an employee owned grocery chain which pays its 15,000 workers at least $11/hour, offers health and dental insurance-even for part-time staff, and invests 20% of an employee’s salary into a pension which has turned 400 cashiers and clerks into millionaires. They are Wal-Mart’s worst nightmare.

The food is cheaper

The produce is fresher!

I fucking lovr winco

Where can I find this marvel?

There’s one up here in redwood country—it’s where I do most of my shopping—but that exact location doesn’t really help anyone outside of redwood country.

You can find WinCo in:

Washington
Idaho
Nevada
California
Oregon

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